Here lies a list of things  I have learnt at work today 

• God forbid you ask an elderly customer if they will manage in carrying a heavy bag - "If you can't carry it then don't put it in the bag."
• "I only have two hands" - so do I. And apparently customers do NOT appreciate it when you used their line on them 
• "You have to make sure to listen to whether I say yes or no" - So the fact that you never even answered the question I asked has now retaliated back to me being at fault 

Retail is shit and customers are dumb. I will gladly take an office job where I will never have to associate with the society around me.